My wife says I'm a fat pig?

OK so maybe I have a weight problem but I'm not really fat. How could I be fat? She won't let me eat any of her food except the leavn's she throws away when she's done stuffing her cake hole every night. Hell, she weighs over 350 lbs herself and I only weigh around 415. At least I git up and gho to work at the toll booth every day so she can lay up in bed all day long watching Opra and Dr Fil and then she goes to the casino boats every night with all her ole fat she-ape friends. I cant even git any money for lunch cause she gits hold of my check every other friday and only gives me gas money. I think shes the fat pig. I also think shes a big sasquatch. She can eat a whole ham in about three bites so shes the fat pig not me. Why does she treat me so bad?